embarrassing sticker

my philosophy:
if you can admit to yourself and the world around you that you are embarrassed by everything, even your very breathe, and will be until the day you die, it gets a lot easier to do the things you would normally be ashamed to do, like submit your poems to your favorite magazine or build a website to put your stuff up for sale.
so take this opportunity to proclaim your shame, loud and proud, and relieve yourself of the burden of trying not to be embarrassed all the time.
ltd edition vinyl 1.5"x3".
if you choose the "embarrassing letter" option, i'll write you an embarrassing letter. this can be about any topic you want (leave a note in the comments at checkout) or it could be a ~surprise~ in which case i will act as though i've known you forever and give you the hot gossip and/or philosophical musings of the day.